Cards - Multiple Styles
Humorous Friendship or Birthday Cards
I did a push-up today --- Well actually I fell down and I had to use my arms to push myself back up...close enough. How's your day?
We've still got it! --- But nobody wants to see it! Happy Birthday
Honey, It's better to be a year older than a month late! ---Happy Birthday!
Friendship is like pissing your pants. --- Everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth. Thank you ... for being the piss in my pants.
Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I'll become a stripper" ---- Then I remember I'm fat and can't dance!
Why are married women heavier than single women? ---Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed, married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge!